Here is something I think everyone will enjoy.  Next time your at a nice hotel, make this call about 12:30 or 1 am in the morning.  It's worth it for the sheer laugh value...

"Hello room service?"

"Yes, this is room service."

"Yes, please send up a can of whipped cream."

I can't tell you how incredibly funny this is.  If you really got nerve... call back in an hour and ask for another. :)  The look on their faces is priceless.

NOTE: Many thanks to the staff at the Millennium UN!

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