I received this from my girlfriend. I get these sent to me from time to time and she laughs at the fact I'll weigh in on the matter. So... I don't want to let her down here. :)
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to climb up and reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top may think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn in to something acceptable to have dinner with.
OK, just like every men are a step above apes advertisement I see, I'm offended.
Come back to the 90's :) Del Amitri has a best of CD you should add to your must have collection.
So many to choose from but today I must offer you this, Tell Her This. A good love song from an all too confident man that knows his simple apology is enough to win her back. Were it all that simple.
Tell her not to go I aint holding on no more Tell her something in my mind freezes up from time to time
Tell her not to cry I just got scared thats all Tell her Ill be by her side, all she has to do is call
Tell her the chips are down I drank too much and shouted it aloud Tell her something in my heart Needs her more than even clowns need the laughter of the crowd
Tell her what was wrong I sometimes think to much But say nothing at all And tell her from this high terrain, I am ready now to fall
Tell her not to go I aint holding on no more Tell her nothing if not this; all I want to do is kiss her
Tell her something in my mind Freezes up from time to time.
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