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View Article  Stupid Headline of the Day: Arsonist Try To Set Pool on Fire
I need to add a section called, "Anything Is Possible In America"  What a laugh.

Here is the link: http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/sfl-fire-pool-boynton-p070709,0,2896414.story

Here is the story:

Boynton Beach arsonists try to set pool on fire
South Florida Sun Sentinel

7:24 AM EDT, July 7, 2009

BOYNTON BEACH - Police are searching for arsonists who tried to set fire to a pool using diesel fuel.

The case was reported about 6 p.m. Monday in the 40 block of Tara Lakes Drive East. After trying to light the pool, they turned their attention to a plastic trash can, police said, and burned the contents and the can.

No one was injured and there is no suspect information.    more »
View Article  Stupid Headline of the Day - Man Walks Near A Woman

Yeah, I love it when news like this hits.  You know I was in the park today. I came close to women and children...  Uh oh

UCONN Police Reporting a Suspicious Occurrence and Safety Alert:

On 2/7/09 at approximately 6:35 PM a suspicious incident occurred at Hilltop Apartments, in the parking lot between the Beard and French buildings. A male approached a female from the opposite direction and came up within several feet of her personal space. The female turned around and left the area. The male walked away in the opposite direction. The male did not say anything or make physical contact with the female.  The intention of the male is unknown.  Description as follows: a white male 6’ 0” with shoulder length brown hair wearing a red or brown cloth jacket and jeans.  Male described as older than college age.  The male had a round face and large build. 

If you have any information or witnessed the incident please call UConn Police at 486-4800.  As always, you are encouraged to travel in groups at night and in well lit areas.  Please notify police of any suspicious activity to police immediately.

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View Article  Stupid Headline of the Day: Man Ordered to Pay 3,300 alimony on 2,000 disability pay
You read it right. I have hard time believing what I read in this article below.  Especially when I filed in Delaware courts for alimony and after they bungled my lost file for a year, the court then decided I waited too long to be eligible.  You can't make this stuff up folks.  Mean while if you visit the actual article the men responding in the comments are living in terror over things like this.  It really does make men think that until the courts equalize the laws, that marriage is too much a risk to be a part of.

TheStar.com
Devastated by divorce court
January 27, 2009

Susan Pigg
LIVING REPORTER for

Wayne Tippett has just two things of any real value left in his life: a 10-year-old car and a granite tombstone.

At 51, Tippett is broken, bankrupt and bunking in the guest room of his parents' Burlington home after a divorce settlement that's left him $75,000 in debt and racking up $1,000 more each month.

Today, he'll appear in court at a default hearing to try to explain why he can't afford to pay his ex-wife (the couple had no children) $3,300 a month, $16,000 in retroactive alimony and $42,000 of her court costs out of a complex case he himself still doesn't understand.

Even his ex-wife's lawyer calls the situation "a total tragedy." And while he says Tippett "is paying for his own foolishness and stubbornness," the settlement is, in many ways, a frightening example of bad timing, lack of adequate information, and a divorce court system that can be deadly unpredictable.

"You're absolutely insane if you want to go into the (divorce) court system," says London, Ont., family law lawyer Peter Eberlie, who represented Tippett's ex-wife Darlene Cormier, also 51. "Any court case is Russian ...   more »

View Article  Stupid Headline: Woman Fired From Hooters for Being Victim of Abuse
Unreal. 
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20090105/NEWS10/901050311/1001/NEWS

I want off the planet.
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View Article  Stupid Headline of the Day - Fine Over Inadvertant Littering Caused by Police

Man helps police in scuffle to stop shop lifter.  Police knock his cigarette the ground by accident, but noticing it on the ground immediately fine man for littering.  Worse yet, man is embarrassed as people then think he may have been involved in the shoplifting.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?%A360_fine_over_a_cigarette_knocked_out_hand&in_article_id=434341&in_page_id=34

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View Article  This Move Would Be Illegal In The US

Opec wants American's to pay more for gas.  Again.  They just bled the cow dry.  Our economy collapsed due to sustained high gas prices.  People paid for gas on credit cards for over two years and every American that isn't in the top 2% is broke.   Unless you are Madonna (and even she is a miser I hear) or Tom Cruise, or someone loaded with money, you are hurting.  You may have been fired or live in fear of your job.  No one in your family except the children are getting Christmas gifts.  Have I nailed this?

Here is the stupid headline of the day...

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View Article  New Low for Father and Mother

I can't even call this a stupid headline.  It's just stupid.

I had to fight for custody of my son.  I've often said everyone should have to fight for custody, it would make them appreciate being a parent more.

Well, in this case, I have to wonder if both the mother and the father of this child are fit to be parents. Here it is by bullets:

  • Father leaves baby in car
  • Father leaves car unlocked with keys inside
  • Father is inside strip club
  • His wife is inside working... you guessed it, a stripper
  • Father is getting lap dance
  • Lap dancer is not his wife

The police arrest the guy and hand the baby over to his wife.  She had a great alibi eh?

Read all about it here: http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/news/breaking_news/story/632603.html

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View Article  Stupid Headline of the Day - The Proper Way To Be Friends With Benefits

This headline ...This article, is the biggest load of crap I've ever seen published on the web.

The Proper Way To Be Friends With Benefits

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/10/09/tf.friends.with.benefits/index.html

 

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View Article  Stupid Headline of the Day - Man Charged with Battery for farting on Police Officer

Is it a corruption of power or fair justice for an insult?  You decide.  Either way it's a really stupid headline.

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.

Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.

Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.

When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.

Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.

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View Article  Stupid Headline of the Day - Xbox Nailed To Tree

Ask yourself.  Which is worse.  The kids or parent.  

File this under bad parenting 101.  Smart parents know the games their children play.  Play with them to a degree (as to understand what it is their children are involved in) and simply take away the device if they abuse it. Nailing a toy to a tree and destroying it is immature.

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-60244

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View Article  Bigfoot in Mouth CNN bites

I am really skeptical about this.  Who doesn't want to believe that we actually have real proof of these creatures but no one ever comes through with real proof.

The photo in this article sure gets the discussion off to a good start.  Word is Friday they will reveal to the world the evidence.  Should be interesting to see.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/14/bigfoot.body/index.html

Now... after doing a bit of research. Here is the truth on the matter: http://www.bfro.net/hoax.asp

 

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View Article  26 Cheerleaders Stuck in Elevator
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/yahoolatestnews/stories/080708dntexcheerleaders.1d70ab35.html?npc   more »
View Article  Stupid Headline of the Day - City Forecloses Mans Home Over Single Unpaid Parking Ticket

This is one of those beyond words situation. This isn't stupid, it's brutal and cruel. Oh... and consider the ticket was issued while his van was parked in his own driveway.

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=779234

Read this for yourself.

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View Article  Stupid Headline of the Day - I've Got A Bridge To Sell You

Ever seen the Bugs Bunny cartoon when you were a kid where he sells the Brooklyn Bridge?

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07302008/news/regionalnews/crisis_puts_ny_in_sell_hell_122211.htm

By the way.  My opinion.  Never sell your assets.

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View Article  Stupid Headline of the Day - Krazy Kat Got Me Kommitted

Aside from the bastardization of the English word (K's for C's) this article proves once and again that people can be very cruel when they close their minds to the truth.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07252008/news/regionalnews/krazy_kat_got_me_kommitted_121467.htm

As a former cat breeder, I thank God this one man was vindicated by the truth.  Can you imagine if the cat was never found. 

 

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View Article  Stupid Headline of the Day - Man Arrested For Taking 42 Cents From Mall Fountain

Think of the money spent to arrest and prosecute and suddenly you consider... Should we arrest someone for taking .42 cents from a mall fountain?   Hey... I'm not saying it wasn't a crime but so is spitting on the sidewalk in some states.  My father always advised me, "Son, you gotta pick your battles." That logic is not wasted on justice if you ask me.

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2008/jul/22/bonita-man-arrested-after-allegedly-stealing-42-ce/

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View Article  Stupid Headline of the Day - Father called pervert for taking photos of hos own children in public park

It is rare perhaps... today I am without words.  You just have to read it for yourself and try to wrap your head around it.

This is not so much a stupid headline as it is high-lighting the stupidity of what is becoming of our world.   Ignore it... one day when it happens to you, you'll understand.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1035315/Father-branded-pervert--photographing-children-public-park.html

 

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View Article  Stupid Headline of the Day - Global warming may increase kidney stones

You don't have to read the entire article just to get the logic behind this claim.

Global warming may increase kidney stones: researchers

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080714210823.ys7a8mb8&show_article=1

What is especially sad is that a reporter considered this "newsworthy".  You know, my youngest son passed gas in the hallway this morning instead of at the breakfast table.  I'd like to submit that as news today.  It's just as valuable and credible.

Reading the article there are so many sides to debate, but frankly it just isn't worth it.  It's stupid.  Stupid news for these modern times we live in where actual news is lost.

Nope... I couldn't resist... take for instance the comments  posted to the article.  One person was astute enough to catch just ONE reason alone that researchers didn't consider; one I know to be true as I lived in the south.  "They drink larger amounts of sweet tea in the stone belt of the south. Large amounts of tea are know to cause kidney stones."

I struggle as a sane and rational man when I consistently read tripe like this. 

Thank God for comments like this one: "Let's look at the bright side of this whole thing. For every new kidney stone patient we will have one less frost bite patient."  I've made a new best friend.

I'll close with this last comment which sums it up for me, "I would find it even more funny if we were not trying to use money to solve a problem that doesn't even exist."

I'm sure if I tried hard enough I could get my local government to waste money on mirrors to reflect light around a very old and large tree in my backyard to grow grass under it as a playground is there without grass for the children to run ...   more »

View Article  Stupid Headline of the Day - Men At Work signs offensive to women

I find this really amusing.  Do women really care that a sign has the word men in it? 

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/atlanta/stories/2008/07/09/men_working_signs_atlanta.html

The Editor of Pink Magazine Cynthia Good allegedly defaced a Men At Work sign by spray painting "wo" in front of the word men.  Good says "It is a little bit bias to say 'Men Working, women are working too." So approximately 50 signs ranging from $22.00 to $144.00 each are going to be replaced.

I agree Men At Work is a misnomer, but the metaphorical extension of this term is by no way meant as an insult to women.  What's next a ban on the phrase.. "Are we not men?"  LOL  My point to all this minutia getting stirred up is a case of Americans with far too much time on their hands.  Look at me.  Some say I blog too much.  But things are never always what they appear. Did you know 95% of my articles are written at night after my kids are in bed and I have free time?  I set my articles to post later.  It works especially well when we go on trips and I want to give the illusion of being home.   But I digress.  It's good to have a blog where you don't have to answer to an editor for drifting off topic. LOL

 

 

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View Article  American's No Longer the Most Obnoxious Tourist on Earth

So who is?  The French.

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1820358,00.html?cnn=yes

The poll actually points out that Americans are the biggest spending and biggest tippers.  It also points out that Americans are no longer traveling but the article above doesn't dwell on that.  Instead it rationalizes that Americans travel less so our budget to spend is greater.  You buying this?  With gas prices sky high, our dollar worth garbage overseas and our spending power down due to our economic woes, the rest of the world can get used to less Americans traveling abroad. 

This article takes great effort in rationalizing that the French get such high quality service at home, they expect it abroad. 

While that may be true... the fact is the article does all it can to rationalize why the French scored poorest in the poll.

Here is my take.  The French are no worse than any of us.   When we have money the lower classes of our culture can travel and inevitably expose the world to our less refined side.  That can be an American, an Englishman, Frenchman, Dutch, you name it.  

When I see anyone anywhere that is a tourist, I don't think much of them.  I get it.  They are not at home and our country is something to compared and examined and either appreciated or ridiculed by its differences.   The only tourist I have a problem with are New Yorkers, those obnoxious bastards.

That was a joke. Please put your pen in protest down. :)

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View Article  Ouch... Baby daddy's celebrate something!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2059130/Scientists-reveal-dangers-of--older-fathers.html   more »
View Article  Police enforce law why?

Reading this article you can clearly see two things... Yes the woman should not have made a comment to the police officer at the scene.  She should have just ate crow knowing he was in the wrong.  But being in her same situation most of us would have felt the same and maybe voiced our amazement too.

The second thing ...   more »

View Article  Maybe they shouldn't have a kid...

They may forget to feed it.

This article amazed me.  The couple is trying to have a baby and they ...   more »

View Article  Boy tries to kill teacher with Nutter Butters

It's true, the boy did try to do something dangerous.  But this is still a stupid story.

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View Article  I'm sorry. I just can't eat my snot.

OK, this may be a compelling arguement for some, but I refuse to pick my nose and eat it.

If ...   more »

View Article  Yeah... Well you didn't mention Delaware!

In today's stupid headline I read that the Govna' of West Virginny is offended by by a clothing companys new ...   more »

View Article  Stupid Headline of the Day - More Crap from the Modern Press

Read the first three paragraphs of this article and you'd think Atkins dieting is a joke.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/02/10/atkins.widow.ap/index.html

Read the rest ...   more »

View Article  Stupid Headline of the day - Hell yeah I resent Senators

This is rich.... Today I read an article from a Washington insider news publication where Senator Grassley (Republican) of Iowa stated ...   more »

View Article  Stupid Headline of the Day
Wash Post: Bush's Baghdad Turkey Displayed, Not Eaten. I found this from the Drudge Report. My question to myself as ...   more »

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Lars Hindsley is a self-employed single full time father, a writer, a non conservative Republican, a reformed idealist (a compromisationalist), ex-musician, God fearing cynic that could more easily be described in two words as a "Rugged Intellectual".

Lars writings range from "how to" articles to commentaries and advice. You'll find movie reviews and video picks of the day side by side with serious writings.

Lars offers perspective from an Anglo-Christian moral position while never lording over anyone unlike himself. Lars is of the opinion that if you are going to complain, you should offer a solution. His perspective on the world is that many of us fight societal evolution to frustrating ends without a genuine understanding of what it is we are all up against.

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