It's Christmas and who doesn't want the perfect gift? Since I'm a guy, I'll speak on behalf of all straight men.
The perfect woman.
Now I'm betting you expect me to say things like she'll get you beer before you ask for it etc...
Wrong. I'm sticking to a practical description, a realistic description, not an idealistic description. And by the way, this will be hard in some ways because I am an Idealist.
The Perfect Woman.
#20. She makes you feel good when she comes into the room.
#19. She has common decency even after years of being together.
#18. She shares in cooking.
#17 She is optimistic (glass is half full)
#16. She has good family.
#15. She has an athletic side to her interest.
#14. She limits her emotional thinking, or does not stress easy.
#13. She does not over think.
#12. She is good with children.
#11. She acts on her man's needs as much as her girlfriends or children's needs.
#10. She doesn't let her difference from men become hate for men.
#9. She respects your interests by understanding the way you think.
#8. She knows how to express love, not just understand it.
#7. She is nurturing even if she is personally tough as nails.
#6. She doesn't tell you so in your times of need.
#5. She doesn't resent your shortcomings.
#4. She enjoys having sex.
#3. She enjoys making love.
#2. She enjoys being female.
#1. She is your friend (trusting in her goes along with this).
To all you men that are married, you know this list is pretty damn hard to fill even though it is realistic.
To you guys still dating, this is a solid checklist you should never do without.
You'll all notice that looks never entered into the equation. My wife is drop dead beautiful. Great hair, great eyes, not overweight etc... But looks will never hold up to the list above.
The happiness you desire for the REST of your life is made or broken on this list. I assure you no words were ever truer.
May Santa, fate, or your God grant ANY of you a woman like the one I've described above. No amount of money or lifestyle could match the happiness of a perfect woman. May she exist for someone.
