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View Article  Declan's Apple Sling
Just something fun.  Last week the boys and I hit Milburn Orchards...  Each year we go and each year I hit the bulls eye.  This year Declan finally did it.  And... I got it on video. Check it out.



And yes... That's Dalton after...  Good times...   more »
View Article  Pink Taco Sniffer
I can't get it out of my head.  One night years ago I was playing Halo online.  It's a video game on Xbox for those of you without a clue.  So I'm waiting for a game in the lobby and as I head into a game I see a list of all the players.  Lo and behold what do I see as a gamertag?  Pink Taco Sniffer. 

I'm reading.  I'm thinking about it.  Wham! It hits me.  Oh My God!  What an idiot!  Part of me is disgusted and part of me laughs at the creative idiocy of what I've just witnessed.  I've had this moronic guy's screen name trapped in the back of my psyche for years.  Now.... it's come full circle.  Some dumb ass has decided to actually sell Pink Tacos.  All hail to the Pink Taco Sniffer.  May he rest in peace.


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View Article  Google April Fools
Since these things only last one day, I thought it would be nice to memorialize Google's April Fool's joke of 2009.  It was based around Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) gone wrong.   If you missed it they rolled out a fictitious service called CADIE, an acronym of course: Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity.

A what?  Well ...in short think of it as A.I. for your tasks. One feature is/was Autopilot; the auto e-mail responder that does more than reply. I profiles the e-mail sent then replies to the e-mail message based on the content.  Waves of Hal 9000 flood my senses when I think of this.  That is where the joke lies. Imagine a service created by Google that goes horribly wrong.

Here are two sample replies.  The first one  delineates the value of your relationship with the sender and provides them a report, hilarious.  The second is a sample reply based on matching the style of the original message.  Very funny stuff.

There was much more to the CADIE spoof.  But you get the idea.
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View Article  You Don't Need Police to Stop People From Having Sex with These Women

OK, maybe this is shallow, but consider I did not personally write the the comments on this article.

So dear readers, for some very good laughs, read the comments on the article linked below:

Three Women Arrested In Prostitution Sting

http://www.wftv.com/news/18306257/detail.html

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View Article  Global Warming Causes Snow in Malibu and Vegas!

Global warming has done it again!  This time the unbearable heat and increased temperatures are the cause of snow in Malibu and snow in Vegas.

What's next?  Snow in New England or Snow in Minnesota?  Agony, agony!

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View Article  The Word No One Can Say...

OK, I hope you are sitting down readers. Wait. Of course you are sitting down. Good. Check this out, it is soooo funny. Barack Obama intends to use his full name at swearing in! What! you ask? Barack is going use that word! The one no one can use because it sounds racist.  The one that starts with 'H'? Oh yeah. You can't make this stuff up folks. Barack Obama may have Chief Justice Roberts 'emphasize' his middle name at his inauguration. Now...  I got lambasted just this past November on another publication for the mere mentioning of Barack's middle name? So allow me this moment in the spotlight to bask in the glory of being right.

OK.. moments over... Then there is theOnion whom for all their political incorrectness, theOnion spoke the truth when they claimed all the obsessive Obama supporters (the type that attacked me) had not not yet realized they had no life. If you didn't catch theOnion's post election coverage on Obama Supporters, here is the video, it is quite humorous. Especially if you were not drinking the cool-aid and you had a life prior to the election. Now if the video above isn't enough ...Today Gawker.com supported that parody with a serious article on the subject! Read: Obama supports have had to come to grips with how empty their lives are after the election. On the upside, The Supreme Court has turned down an emergency appeal from a New Jersey man who says President-elect Barack Obama is ineligible to be president because he was a British subject at birth.

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View Article  And Now A Word From Plaxico Burris

Pretty funny if you are up on current events.  More funny if you don't like the Giants.  Most funny if you do. LOL

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View Article  Run On Amazon Duct Tape After Favorable Review

Be prepared to laugh.  Not right away, but as you read on.  Yes, read the review down the page folks...

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000H3RKI0/downandoutint-20

 

 

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View Article  You Never Know Until You Try

This may get you in trouble at work.  As you will be laughing very hard.  For any of us that have ever known the real world problems of not paying a bill on time... this ones for you. :)

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Lars Hindsley is a self-employed single full time father, a writer, a non conservative Republican, a reformed idealist (a compromisationalist), ex-musician, God fearing cynic that could more easily be described in two words as a "Rugged Intellectual".

Lars writings range from "how to" articles to commentaries and advice. You'll find movie reviews and video picks of the day side by side with serious writings.

Lars offers perspective from an Anglo-Christian moral position while never lording over anyone unlike himself. Lars is of the opinion that if you are going to complain, you should offer a solution. His perspective on the world is that many of us fight societal evolution to frustrating ends without a genuine understanding of what it is we are all up against.

Reading his articles should provide you with positive energy towards living out your day. You may not be able to change the world but you can navigate it to live a rich and rewarding life. Enjoy Lars’ works, there are years of writings to choose from.









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